I'm a little teddy bear no claws or big teeth, unfortunately. I appear in short films, I wrote a book, I just try and get through the life long day without having a nervous breakdown. My passions are pizza, foreign films, bourbon and hanging out with friends. Except I don't have any friends. The where?
I'm at my office.
I should be working but my boss is an idiot. I've not lifted a finger in three years.
Too many. I think it might be nearly fifteen by now. They're not fun to make, I get very little money for them, and they're pretty humiliating. I went into it thinking I'd be a hit with the girls, but girls don't give two hoots if you're in a bunch of videos on a website. So I'm trying to get into feature films now.
Thank you for having me. Many people set themselves very ambitious goals. How did the video series come about? Used Hardcover Quantity Available: 1. Follow John: Twitter Website.
But Clooney hasn't replied to any of my texts yet. How did the video series come about? A producer called Jon Petrie got in touch with them, and over the months the three of them, along with another man called Ash Atalla , struck a deal with the BBC.
All of this happened without my knowledge or consent and, as a result, I'm now powerless. And virtually penniless. It makes me so mad I could squeak. I like the ones that don't portray me as a pathetic loser, like The Teddynator below and Dawn of the Ted.
I get to do a little bit of ass-kicking in those ones. I do all my own stunts, you know. Had my fur singed once or twice! We're impressed. Kate Moss got involved in the Comic Relief special. What was that like? It was the greatest day of my life.
Even though she was playing a stalker, it was mostly make-believe. She's actually not as obsessed with me as the film made out. I did have to ask her to stop sending me texts at three in the morning, though.
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